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10 Things I’ve Learned From Porn , If Your Friends Hated Everything Like They Hate Sports , 8 Touchdown Dances for Other Situations , If Alcohol Had Mascots Like Cereal , iPhone Apps for the Socially Awkward , My Life is SUCH an Action Movie , How to Snag All the Snow Bunnies on the Slopes , What to Say When Someone Knocks on the Bathroom Door , 10 Ways to Apologize for Your Actions at a Party , 10 Better Names for a New Orleans Basketball Team , I Think My Barista is Into Me , Awkward Romance Novel Excerpts , The 12 Days of Christmas Shopping , 10 Things Chris Brown Can Do Now That He’s Off Twitter , What Coffee Does , If Your Dad Wrote TV Titles II (WITH SUSANNA WOLFF AND CALDWELL TANNER) , 10 Things Hostess Could Have Done to Avoid Going Out of Business , 10 Ways Not to Flirt in a Coffee Shop , 10 Things General Petraeus Can Do Now That He’s Resigned , 10 Superficial Reasons to Vote , 10 Ways Not to Flirt at a Bar , Things to Say During a Baseball Game to Sound Like You Know What You’re Talking About , The Illest Sick Day , Gym Terminology for People Who Just Started Working Out , Hero , More Informative Feeds: Spotify Date Night , What the NHL Lockout Means for You , If Older Brothers Wrote Textbooks , How You Think Your Creation Will Be Received vs. How It Really Is , Things Mitt Romney Did During Barack Obama’s AMA , An Open Letter to Obnoxious Party People , How to Get All the Bitches at the Beach , Dad-O-Vison (WITH SUSANNA WOLFF AND CALDWELL TANNER) , More Specific Drink Regulations , Life is Weird , Instagram Filters for Facebook , Work Before Beer , READ Posters for Adults , Caveman with Social Anxiety Disorder , Cartoon Dogs Against Romney , 12 Different Types of Hangovers , 25 Phrases You’ll Hear When You Go Out, and What They Really Mean , Conservative Children’s Movies , Relationship PSAs , BAR Fight , Drinking Games for the Mature Adult , The Absolute Worst Case Scenario Handbook Holiday Shopping Edition (WITH SUSANNA WOLFF) , The 10 Ornaments on Your Christmas Tree (WITH SUSANNA WOLFF) , 15 Phrases You’ll Hear During Finals Week, and What They Really Mean (WITH SUSANNA WOLFF) , Photobomber Manifesto , What Everyone in Your Family is Bringing for Thanksgiving (WITH CALDWELL TANNER AND SUSANNA WOLFF) , What People Will Say They’re Thankful for This Thanksgiving, and What They Actually Mean , Last Day Itinerary , The Way You Do Things in Public vs in Private (WITH SUSANNA WOLFF) , Five Classic Halloween Tricks (WITH CALDWELL TANNER) , The 10 People Who Open the Door While You’re Trick or Treating , 20 Things You’ll Buy in the Fall (But Really Shouldn’t) , How I Described My Time Machine to People of the Middle Ages , America’s Most Unwanted , First World Torture Devices (WITH CONOR MCKEON) , 20 Things You’ll Regret Doing in College , New College Slang Words II , The 25 Phrases You’ll Hear During Orientation Week and What They Really Mean (WITH SUSANNA WOLFF) , Job Termination Letter , 15 Things You Were Going to Do This Summer But Probably Didn’t (WITH SUSANNA WOLFF) , The Parent’s Guide to Road Trips , More Specific Beach Warning Signs , America’s Real Uncle Sam , World’s Biggest Badass , Fat Kid Summer Fashion , How to Get All the Jobs , Rejected Father’s Day Mugs , Sick Days, Then and Now , How Should You Greet That Person in the Hallway , Anxiety Org Charts Through Life , Wacky Uncle Suicide Note , Does the Person You’re Talking to Want to Hear About Your Dream? , 5 Classic Senior Pranks ; Phonecall Mad Libs , Shitness Protection Program , New College Slang Words , Five Classic Ways to Prank Your Friends (WITH CALDWELL TANNER) , How To Get All The Bitches , Spring Break Brochures for Fictional Places (WITH CONOR MCKEON) , Lessons I Wish People Offered , SkyMall Products for Valentine’s Day , Things to Do Before Dying in a Freak Accident , Advice About Making Phone Calls, for Cripplingly Awkward People , Actually Impressive Party Tricks , Seasonal Beers for College , 6 Rules for Avoiding Small Talk , Postcards from Winter Break , More Useful Video Chat Effects , The 6 Types of Studiers , How-To Guide for Everyday Ninja Moves (WITH OWEN PARSONS) , 6 Places You’ll Live After College , Honest Cell Phone Contract , 7 Flu Shot Alternatives , New Gchat Features , Pandora Founder Wants You to Listen to His Band , The 6 Types of Voicemails (WITH BRIAN MURPHY) , 6 Fights You’ll Have with Your Roommate , Dorm Bulletin Boards Throughout History , Realistic Gym Workout Diagrams , Freshman-O-Vision , Rejected Jersey Shore Products , More Accurate Beach Signs , The 6 People to Avoid This Summer , What Your Glasses Say About You , 7 Ways to Appear Smarter Than You Really Are , The Five Stages of Winter Break , 15 Ways to Get Your Friends From Home to Hate You By Thanksgiving Break , How To Jump on the Bandwagon of a Sports Team , A Bucket’s Bucket List , Rejected Quotes for Ed Hardy T-Shirts , Fantasy Dinner Guests to Avoid , A Day in the Life of Your High School Gym Teacher , LIVE FROM NEW YORK, It’s the Most Historical SNL Ever , Thoughts From Your Lost Remote , Nicktoon Characters You (May Have) Had a Crush On
7 Videogame Characters Talk to College Graduates , 6 Posts on Videogame Craigslist , 13 Most Annoying Characters From Final Fantasy Games (WITH BRIAN MURPHY, OWEN PARSONS, CALDWELL TANNER) , 12 Groundbreaking Moments in Fighting Game History (WITH BRIAN MURPHY) , 6 Videogame Character Summer Jobs
If Your Friends Hated Everything Like They Did Sports (w/ Brian Murphy) , Dorkly Bit: Mario Meets with his Agent (w/ Brian Murphy) , Dorkly Bit: Robotnik Breaks Down (w/ Conor McKeon) , CollegeHumor Original: The Jersey Shore Meets Dragon Ball Z (w/ Jeff Rubin)
Eli Manning Retires After Finding Third Ring in Cereal Box , Tom Brady’s Father: “I would be very hesistant to let my son out of the house dressed like that” , Notes from the Imaginary College Basketball Coach that Watches Me Shoot Around , Sampling Notes from Official MLB Team Scents , Knicks Front Office Unsure of How They’re Going to Mess This One Up , Free Agent Pitcher CJ Wilson Comes to Terms with His Mortality , Tim Tebow Now Ranked No.1 in NFL Jerseys Handed Down to Younger Cousins , Leaked Emails Explain Shaq’s Appearance in a 2000 Aaron Carter Music Video , Mad Libs for Professional Athletes , Fantasy Football Team Names for Any Interest , How Other Closers Plan to Steal the Spotlight from Brian Wilson , Advice from the Mavericks on Beating the Heat This Summer , What Other Athletes Would Trade Their Championships For , Thoroughbred Name Suggestions for Any Interest , If Locals Got to Name Their MLB Teams , Fantasy Baseball Team Names for Any Interest , 5 Things That Would Change If Donald Trump Owned The Mets , 6 Tips for Being a Better Bandwagon Fan , The 7 Kinds of Youth Sports Parents , Muslim family disappointed in trip to “Mecca of Basketball” , Yankees, Chamberlain Renew “Joba Rules” In Small Hawaiian Ceremony , Stephen Strasburg Adopts Mound Name “Ace Heater” to Improve Marketability